Well my time at the Red Dwarf Fan Club has come to an end...

Horses at a Blackpool are now being forced to wear nappies to help clean up the streets.

The Calvin Klein briefs are still bagged and sealed with police tape after they were taken as evidence in a court case and are now on eBay

Arsenal youngster Theo Walcott managed to score a hatrick against the Croatians yesterday for England which led to a fantastic Victory of 4-1!

Lily absolutely drunk presenting GQ men of awards London

Yet another face lift for this site...

Jenski is a web developer based in the UK. She has a passion for staring at php, asp.net and java code for hours on end; creating standards-compliant XHTML and CSS and accessability. When she's not working he slikes to talk about herself in the third person, as if to make it seem like she's important enough for someone else to write about her.

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